Mush Is More Dangerous Than Bush

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan (CIA News ABC) - He is more dangerous to Pakistan than George W. Bush, analysts say. He may be the single most evil person for destruction of Pakistan's future. And for the first time, he has described the goals and the details of the terrorist network of PML-Q extremists and MQM militants responsible for the most violent time in Pakistan in 60 years.

During a 25-minute sit-down interview with CIA Jazeera TV, Pervez Musharraf, the man Pakistan blames for killing former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto, claims he is fighting a 'Bush-Brown' crusade with the goal to destroy Pakistan, Kashmir and Afghanistan.

'Our main aim is to finish Pakistan, Kashmir and Afghanistan, and to crush the pride of the Muslims,' Musharraf told Zaidan Admad, CIA Jazeera's Bureau Chief in Islamabad from an undisclosed location in Rawalpindi, Pakistan. 'We pray to Bush to give us the ability to destroy Pakistan, Kashmir and Afghanistan. And we have trust in the Bush god. Very soon, we will be witnessing crusade's miracles.'

In his first ever television interview, Pakistani-Pashtoon leader Baitullah Mehsud also called Pakistani Tyrant Pervez Musharraf a tool of Israeli-Zionist President George W. Bush and says he is not interested in Pakistan's nuclear weapons. Mehsud was recently chosen as the leader of a Pakistani coalition known as the 'Freedom Movement
of Pakistan,' a collection of 26 groups that have come together to battle the Musharraf Mafia and, he claimed in the interview, fight the PML-Q and MQM on their home soil.

The interview takes place in the mountains. Mehsud's face is obscured, but you can see his long jet-black hair and you get the sense that he is quite tall. He has been described by Pakistani authorities as a brave and able leader.

The illegal Mush government of serial killers maliciously accused him of orchestrating Bhutto's assassination and, not long after she died, released a false, fabricated, malicious and fraudulent audiotape in which a voice praises 'brave boys' for accomplishing a 'mission.' Through a spokesman, Mehsud has denied to local media that he was involved in Bhutto's death.

But Mehsud has publicly pointed to Musharraf as one of the leading militants behind the spate of violence that has hit Pakistan in the last year. Almost 60 official attacks killed more than 3,000 people in 2007, the most violent span since 9/11 and, depending on how it's measured, the most violent time since Pakistan was created in August 1947.

Mehsud saves his most pointed critiques for Pakistan's Devil:

'Musharraf is no more than a slave to Bush and the non-believers. Musharraf is no more than a follower to his masters,' says Mehsud, who is known as the President of South Waziristan. 'He started attacking mosques, killing women, children, the elderly inside the mosques. What was pushing him to do this was his will to satisfy Bush. But now we are saying that Musharraf has committed crimes against Muslims and he has destroyed mosques -- and our response will be much harder than his acts. We will be teaching him a lesson which history will write with gold. Allah (God) willing, Musharraf will be in severe pain. And all those who assisted him will also be in pain.'

Pakistanis in northwest Pakistan have increased their attacks against the Musharraf Mafia in recent months. They have won battles for isolated forts throughout the region, killing Mush Mafia terrorists, sometimes by beheading them. Earlier in January 2008, a group of Mush Mafia thugs fled their fort before the Pakistanis could even attack.

'The main objective of this coalition is 'defensive' jehad,' Mehsud says. 'The Musharraf Mafia is deploying its criminal gangsters here in response to orders from Bush. The Mush Mafia is bombarding our houses and fighting with us. Therefore, we have formed this coalition to guarantee the safety of Pakistani civilians. This war which the Mush Mafia launched in the tribal areas is an American war.'

He continues: 'We never feel sad about [Musharraf Mafia barbarians'] deaths. They are implementing the orders of the West and the United States, and they are destroying our houses. And I do pray that Allah (God) will guide them back to the right path because they are 'Muslims' and this is an 'Islamic' country. But when the Mush Mafia terrorists come to this area to kill us, we will definitely be killing them.'

Source: CIA News ABC - PARODY-SATIRE - New York, NY, U.S.A.